The rules are simple: you get to pick the name and it can be whatever you choose unless it is obscene. That's it. No red tape and very few limits to your right to free expression. The auction will close in late November on a date to be determined.
Our baby will come sometime in early to mid-December. She is a girl and her name is Reason ________ Spicer. It's up to you to fill in the rest.
What better way to contribute to Free Minds and Free Markets than to bid in an auction and have your results live on with the child of two libertarians? And yes, the winning bid will be tax-deductible in case you were wondering.
If you are unfamiliar with the Reason Foundation, please check out their blog, Reason Hit & Run. It's chock-full of great stories and news articles with a libertarian flair and expert analysis.
If you're going to bid, please leave your e-mail address below or e-mail one of us at kenspicer111@gmail.com or karatheawesome@gmail.com.
If you're going to bid, please leave your e-mail address below or e-mail one of us at kenspicer111@gmail.com or karatheawesome@gmail.com.
Good Luck and best wishes,
Ken and Kara Spicer
Jacob Patton is currently the high bidder at $100
ReplyDeleteSorry Sloop, but since I couldn't find a separate reply button I'll add our 101.00 dollar bid here.
DeleteBartlett. Before you spit out your morning coffee, think of it this way. All the Hollyweirds are naming their kids odd names and people may think you are famous, hiding in a chicken farm off the coast of Ecuador. This is probably something you do not want.
The first name is beautiful, and sounds like it was conceived in the back of a VW bus at Woodstock. Everyone loves apples, but you'd be copying Coldplay's lead singer. Reason Banana Spicer will make you laugh before you put her in time out, defeating the time out purpose. Pears are so forgotten. They taste better than apples in a cobbler, and with Bartlett you don't have to give her an obvious fruit middle name. (Or you could use a variation of the Bartlett with it's official name "Pyrus communis"). (I love gratuitous use of quote marks and parenthesis).
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You need to send me your e-mail address so I can put you in.
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ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the perfect middle name for a libertarian baby would be "Fuck You That's Why." Hit & Run libertarians seem to adore it, if its overuse on that blog is any indication. Of course, the baby will not be officially "libertarian" until it's sufficiently and remorselessly indoctrinated into the cult. But still, when asked her name, "Fuck You That's Why" would be an always-hilarious response. You might say, it's funny every time!
ReplyDelete"She is a girl and her name is Reason."
ReplyDeleteWhat a great idea! My wife is having triplets, and we've decided to name them Forbes, Rolling Stone and Popular Mechanics!
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I'm seriously considering jumping in on this because I ran out of my own children to name before I ran out of grandparents to name them after. I've got one Chloe left. Besides it's pretty and will give your daughter half a chance to grow up a non-hippy. When is the actual deadline?
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